The world needs a fat, shlubby, snackhappy nerdygirl who’s completely self aware talking about her weight loss issues and everything else happening in her world that she thinks is interesting enough to write about.
If that’s the case it’s your Birthday because shlart’s* about to get very real up in here. making that hand gesture all around my face like Madonna vogueing, only notsomuch (*keeping it safe for work, yo).
That’s right! The birch* is back, y’alls.