When I heard the learn’d marketer,
When the metadata, the figures, were arranged in rows before me,
When I was shown the analytics and diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them,
When I sitting heard the content guru where he lectured with many “likes” in the webinar,
How soon surly I became both invigorated and woeful,
Till logging off and gliding out I wander’d off by myself (with my iPhone),
In the solemn, quiet moments, and from time to time,
Look’d up in perfect silence at this site.